Back in the olden days (and who says "olden days" anymore? Would I seem cooler had I said, "Back in the days of yore"? Your what?), women used to eat glass so that they'd have internal bleeding and therefore stay pale. Pale was where it was at. If you'll forgive the preposition … [Read more...]
An eyelash curler that’ll make your eyelashes curl.
March 26, 2008 By 11 Comments
As I said last week, I do not have long, luxurious eyelashes. They are more short, convenient eyelashes. I mean, they keep foreign objects out like they are supposed to, but fancy they aren't. If my eyelashes were a hotel, they'd totally be the Ramada, not the Four Seasons. This is why I am … [Read more...]
June Finally Hates Something
March 19, 2008 By 15 Comments
In high school, I had a boyfriend with really long eyelashes. Why is it so often that boys get the long eyelashes, and they are not even supposed to have them? Even Bambi rocked the lashy look. Anyway, said boyfriend and I were sitting on the couch once and after he stared at me awhile he said, … [Read more...]
