Concealed Assets

Hello, Chic Critique Readers!!

My name is Sarah and this is my first post here at Chic Critique. I am so very excited to be joining this wonderful team of ladies. You may (or may not) know me from my personal blog, Classy and Fabulous.

Anyway, I think that today I am going to jump right in and talk about one of my favorite topics: the girls.

You know the ones:

You may have noticed my bio pic on the “About” page.

In it, I am wearing a rather plunging blue dress. It had been sitting in my closet for three years because I was a little afraid to wear it.

Why was I afraid to wear it? The plunging neckline.

You see, I am a moderately endowed girl. I’ve got a handful to my name, but “the girls” still stand up on their own. Despite this, I am not one of those people who can just go bra-free. I’ve tried, but I just can’t do it.

So I went on the search for something to help me stay somewhat covered.

Enter the Breast Petal:

(Yes, FYI, this is where the photographic portion of the post ends. I mean, we may be friends and all but I don’t know you that well. Yet.)

Anyways, the Breast Petal is applied directly to the, ahem, “main event.” I would recommend waiting until the “main event” is well relaxed and not at all standing at attention when the Breast Petals are applied for maximum coverage.

They stayed on for four hours of dancing and I was most impressed. For about $6, I’d say Breast Petals are a great alternative to many more-expensive forms of chest control I’ve seen at other stores. You can buy breast petals at Macy’s or online at Bare Necessities.

I’m so excited to jump in here at Chic Critique and I can’t wait to “meet” all of you out there in the Chic Critique universe.

Happy Monday!

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About Jo-Lynne

Written by Jo-Lynne Shane, a professional lifestyle blogger, brand advocate and community manager. Named one of Nielsen’s 50 Most Influential Women in Social Media, Jo-Lynne is best known for her award-winning lifestyle blog, Musings of a Housewife, where she dishes up an assortment of food, fashion, fitness and family travel. She has been featured on Mothering.com, Southern Living Magazine, CNN.com and in Cosmopolitan Magazine. In the local sphere, Jo-Lynne facilitates the vibrant networking group Philly Social Media Moms, providing community, support and education for 200 area bloggers. Jo-Lynne lives and works from home in the suburbs of Philadelphia with her husband of 17 years, three lively children and one extremely spoiled shih tzu named Savannah.