That June. I knew all the good stuff about Jergens was gonna get said before we had a chance to talk about it. What else do you people need to know about Jergens? It works. It won't turn you orange (unless you don't wash your hands for like, ever) and it kind of stinks. But it's cheap. Or, as The … [Read more...]
Spanx and Assets
March 27, 2008
I'm new here so I'm not sure if this is allowed but I sure do want to write about Spanx. Spanx are similar to footless pantyhose that smooth down your hiney and legs creating a mirage of a perfect tush under your clothes. It's like wearing super-thin, comfy, tight long underwear. My mom … [Read more...]
This Dove is better than ice cream.
March 20, 2008
I went to take a shower this morning, knowing in the back of my mind that my body wash had been turned upside down for several days now. Being the eternal optimist that I am, I knew I could squeeze one more wash worth out of it or, if necessary, I could pry the top off and stick my finger in … [Read more...]
